Who is epenis.lol for?

epenis.lol is a consumer product built for internet users who enjoy novelty games and public leaderboards.

Is epenis.lol still maintained?

Unverified. epenis.lol has not been re-checked since it entered the index, so there is no finding either way — and only a positive finding would say otherwise.

What are alternatives to epenis.lol?

Similar projects tracked by PulseGate include Haiku!, DPI Analyzer, and CoCo Games.

Who develops epenis.lol?

epenis.lol is developed by MajorBaguette.

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epenis.lol

Name: epenis.lol
Price: 1 USD
Author: MajorBaguette

epenis.lolOther games

epenis.lol is a novelty web game built around a public virtual-length leaderboard. Users pay to add centimeters, compete for rank, share screenshots, and can challenge other participants, while scores decay over time.

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Overview

7 features

In the Other games space, epenis.lol takes a focused approach. It focuses on providing a playful public competition for users who want to compare and display a ranked virtual score. epenis.lol is a consumer product aimed at internet users who enjoy novelty games and public leaderboards. epenis.lol is paid, starting at $1. epenis.lol is available on the web.

Behind epenis.lol is MajorBaguette. Among its 7 catalogued features are public leaderboard, paid length boosts, and score decay.

Summary written by a language model from the project’s public pages.

Public leaderboard
Paid length boosts
Score decay
Rank tracking
Duel challenges
Social sharing
Payment receipts

Built with & integrations

Hosting

Vercel

Runs on

BrowserCloud-managed

Detected from

Vercel: x-vercel-id header · x-vercel-cache header

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Indexing history

What PulseGate has recorded for this listing

Indexed27 Aug · 08:56 UTC
Show HN: It's always been about size contests verified against its public source
Source: PulseGate · Open

Frequently asked questions about epenis.lol

What does epenis.lol do?: Epenis.lol focuses on providing a playful public competition for users who want to compare and display a ranked virtual score. It is catalogued under Other games on PulseGate.
Who is epenis.lol for?: epenis.lol is a consumer product built for internet users who enjoy novelty games and public leaderboards.
How much does epenis.lol cost?: Paid plans start at $1.
What platforms does epenis.lol run on?: epenis.lol runs on the web.
Is epenis.lol still maintained?: Unverified. epenis.lol has not been re-checked since it entered the index, so there is no finding either way — and only a positive finding would say otherwise.
What are alternatives to epenis.lol?: Similar projects tracked by PulseGate include Haiku!, DPI Analyzer, and CoCo Games.Haiku!DPI Analyzer CoCo Games
Who develops epenis.lol?: epenis.lol is developed by MajorBaguette.

At a glance

Platforms: Web
Languages: English
First seen: 27 Aug 2026
Built for: internet users who enjoy novelty games and public leaderboards
Model: B2C
Solves: Providing a playful public competition for users who want to compare and display a ranked virtual score.

Developer

MajorBaguette

Index record

Identity confidence: High · 95.6
Indexed: 27 Aug 2026
Lifecycle: Alive
First seen: Aug 2026
Last seen: 27 Aug 2026

Identity audit (13)

Slug: show-hn-it-s-always-been-about-size-contests-epenis-lol
Lifecycle state recorded: 27 Aug 2026
Verification state: Indexed for public listing
Listing state: Listed: yes
Index status: Included in index
Latest evidence snapshot: 27 Aug 2026
Timeline basis: Indexed-at chronology (no inferred launch/funding milestones).
Name from: Derived from the project's own page and URL.
Category from: Assigned by a language model.
Summary from: Written by a language model from public pages.
Languages from: Detected by a language model, checked against the page's own declaration.
Last updated: 27 Aug 2026
Canonical URL: https://epenis.lol/

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