RoastMySEO

RoastMySEO is an online service that performs AI-powered SEO audits on submitted websites. It targets marketers who seek direct feedback on how much potential revenue their site may be losing due to search engine optimization shortcomings.

The service crawls a submitted website and generates a report in under two minutes that is delivered by email. Analysis covers indexation and crawlability including robots.txt files, sitemaps, and actual Google indexation. It reviews on-page SEO elements such as title tags, meta descriptions, headings, canonical tags, and structured data. Performance assessment includes Core Web Vitals metrics LCP, CLS, and INP that factor into Google ranking. The report also detects the site's business type and estimates missed pipeline from SEO issues.

Users select from two report modes. Professional mode produces a McKinsey-style audit while A-Hole Mode delivers sharp, comedic, or unhinged commentary. Results can be added to a public Wall of Shame that ranks sites by lowest scores with example verdicts and commentary. A Roast Gallery displays recent analyses including both poor and strong examples. A QR code option generates a scan-to-roast link that embeds the chosen mode.

The core audit service is provided free of charge with no spam in delivered reports. It is accessed through a web interface.